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one sees clearly only with the heart

what is essential is invisible to the eye

Jac elyn. The slightly deranged teenager getting ready for the zombie apocalypse, also addicted to sugary/sweet stuff and junk food. MLIA.
Longer profile & list of links.

Charlie Brown. / Collective madness is sanity. / ACTA / Maybe we don't have to be all alone / Lego House / Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall / MMIX / U.F.O / Us Against The World. / Don't Let It Break Your Heart. /

Throw water on my flame

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Gosh life as a yr3 is weird. Sort of. I screwed up my Chem quiz 1 big time but oh well.

Anyway, this blog shall be an outlet from school, so less blogging about sch I guess XD

I've decided to do sort of a blog challenge, where I write a letter to something/someone.

I've the letter writing list in a notepad doc. Well, I'm not too original XD

Btw, SCARS&STORIES IS OUT! YES YES I LOVE THE FRAY. Shall get it when its on offer/ deluxe version out.

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Day 1 - Something/Someone you hate

Dear printer,

I know our relationship is complicated. It's partially abusive, neglected/stagnant, sometimes one-sided, and I must admit I hate you. But I can't live without you. You're my 2nd, I've never told you about my 1st as I was scared you would be jealous or appalled or maybe both. Well, it would be best if you know the truth. It died because a ruler got jammed in the paper hole.

I expected you to be better, but both of you are Canon, and I've realised that Canon isn't as good as I thought. I'm sorry for the times I turned you on, then left you like that for a day. You're pretty good, a colour printer and a scanner, but I hate you anyway. Before you cry or threaten to leave me, hear me out. As must as I hate you, I can't afford another printer so I can't leave without you. Yes, you're currently sort-of irreplaceable. But I hate you.

You moan and groan so loud when you're turned on, it's creepy. What goes in doesn't come out as expected, printing and margins are slanted, sometimes the colour is wrong too. And your bodily fluid levels don't show correctly on my computer. How would I know when to shove more into you? Well, I don't, then you pms and print my homework in pink. Sorry for the newsflash, but you're old and annoying. And occupy so much space. Honestly, I don't want an old hag like you, I want the young, advanced and lovely new ones. But my finances forbid me, so you stay.

In conclusion, my dear, it's a love-hate relationship. Hope you enjoy your time around before I get a new one and toss you out.

Please PMS less,

Jacelyn.
Well, I shall wait till I get a free printer XD

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In other news, THE HUNGER GAMES IS OUT NEXT MONTH IN CINEMAS. YEEEEESSSS.

one sees clearly only with the heart what is essential is invisible to the eye
Jac elyn. The slightly deranged teenager getting ready for the zombie apocalypse, also addicted to sugary/sweet stuff and junk food. MLIA. Longer profile & list of links.
Charlie Brown. / Collective madness is sanity. / ACTA / Maybe we don't have to be all alone / Lego House / Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall / MMIX / U.F.O / Us Against The World. / Don't Let It Break Your Heart. /
Throw water on my flame Saturday, February 11, 2012 Gosh life as a yr3 is weird. Sort of. I screwed up my Chem quiz 1 big time but oh well. Anyway, this blog shall be an outlet from school, so less blogging about sch I guess XD I've decided to do sort of a blog challenge, where I write a letter to something/someone. I've the letter writing list in a notepad doc. Well, I'm not too original XD Btw, SCARS&STORIES IS OUT! YES YES I LOVE THE FRAY. Shall get it when its on offer/ deluxe version out. ----- Day 1 - Something/Someone you hate Dear printer, I know our relationship is complicated. It's partially abusive, neglected/stagnant, sometimes one-sided, and I must admit I hate you. But I can't live without you. You're my 2nd, I've never told you about my 1st as I was scared you would be jealous or appalled or maybe both. Well, it would be best if you know the truth. It died because a ruler got jammed in the paper hole. I expected you to be better, but both of you are Canon, and I've realised that Canon isn't as good as I thought. I'm sorry for the times I turned you on, then left you like that for a day. You're pretty good, a colour printer and a scanner, but I hate you anyway. Before you cry or threaten to leave me, hear me out. As must as I hate you, I can't afford another printer so I can't leave without you. Yes, you're currently sort-of irreplaceable. But I hate you. You moan and groan so loud when you're turned on, it's creepy. What goes in doesn't come out as expected, printing and margins are slanted, sometimes the colour is wrong too. And your bodily fluid levels don't show correctly on my computer. How would I know when to shove more into you? Well, I don't, then you pms and print my homework in pink. Sorry for the newsflash, but you're old and annoying. And occupy so much space. Honestly, I don't want an old hag like you, I want the young, advanced and lovely new ones. But my finances forbid me, so you stay. In conclusion, my dear, it's a love-hate relationship. Hope you enjoy your time around before I get a new one and toss you out. Please PMS less, Jacelyn. Well, I shall wait till I get a free printer XD ----- In other news, THE HUNGER GAMES IS OUT NEXT MONTH IN CINEMAS. YEEEEESSSS.